Don't try this at home

Pro Tip: it is not a good idea to crush your finger under the lid of a piano bench immediately prior to a three-hour rehearsal.

Just sayin'.

On a related note, my right eyelid has started twitching. Interestingly enough, it's not as funny as when it happens in sitcoms. That said, if it gives me an excuse to wear an eye-patch and speak like a pirate, it might turn out to be a blessing in disguise.

In other news, there is a warm pizza sitting on top of the stove right now. I am not entirely sure what the call of a wild pizza sounds like, but I just heard an odd sound coming from the kitchen that sounded something like "eeeet miiiii." So if you'll excuse me, I think this warrants further investigation.